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Not conservative enough? Jesus Christ, who does he want? Satan himself?
No, Nick Fuentes. Satan is way less far right
Nazism.
They want a return to Nazism.
Nick Fuentes is where the path Charlie Kirk paved leads.
Nick Fuentes is an open and proud Nazi and says so on his live streams.
Imagine the most vile, ridiculous position you can think of a right-wing nutjob could take, multiply that by all the positions neonazis take, and then make him look like Dr Mephesto’s mini-me version of 1940s Spike Jones (the comedy band leader, not the modern Spike Jonze) with the confidence and hubris of the sleaziest car salesman you’ve ever seen.
This dude is so far gone he used to stalk and harass Charlie Kirk himself for online video clout, and he bragged openly about “infecting and impregnating Turning Point USA” and “fucking it raw from the inside out” (not sure what he claimed to have done to cause that, but it’s some shit he spewed on camera).
It would come as no surprise to me that his little cult of groypers are far enough gone to have been the perpetrators here. We shall see when the details come out. I hope he makes it to trial and the sunlight hits all of this ugliness; though I fear it’s all become UV resistant at this point, and it will just stir up a bunch of “look what the left made us do just by existing!” nonsense.
I always wondered who spike Jones from up on cripple Creek was and now you've given me the piece to solve the puzzle.
I can't stand the way he sings, but I love to hear him talk.
I'm pretty sure Satan is all the way Left.
Yeah, depending on interpretation that's true. It's just difficult to explain how both Jesus and Satan could be radical leftists without a long conversation about religion and the false dichotomy of the political direction
Look don't tease him because of his curve
Yeah, Satan, famously, stood up against a overbearing authority.
Satan's not conservative enough either.
Yeah, South Park Satan is a nice enough guy, just gets into bad relationships and rigged a fight that one time.
He did rip off the people who bet on literal Satan before we knew he was a cool enough guy. So seems fair, like the father's that voted for Trump and had orders overseas cancelled.
Satan is pretty liberal, I mean he didn't subscribe to authoritarian God, he's cool with anyone's sexuality or gender. He's not the one send people to hell because they broke a rule... He was sent there too.
Also gave Eve the fruit of knowledge.
And tried to offer food and water to a starving dehydrated dude in the desert
Ha ha ha this is a really good take, thanks for the laugh in the morning!
And the fruit is damn tasty too
I'm starting to think the satanists are on to something
Satan probably wonders WTF is wrong with republicans.
Would Satan be a conservative?