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Anon starts to believe (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I plant it in the walkways of my vegetable garden. Besides fixing nitrogen, it makes the Bees happy, and it's tasty in salads and mixed greens.

Oh, and it's super satisfying to walk on in barefeet

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

And here I thought sticking mine on the side of my house was the way to go...

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh, and it's super satisfying to walk on in barefeet

Unless you happen upon one of those bees.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the ~~birds in the sky.~~ Bees in the Clover"

I have my own Bee army, we would never hurt each other .

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Having been stung on the sole of my foot by a bee, I 100% don't recommend it.