Imadethis

joined 2 years ago
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know... big spoilers ahead

spoilerThe Autopsy felt a little like body horror, but they didn't do anything with teeth. It also felt a little like sci fi horror, but it wasn't so much a creation as a unauthorized fucking thing, but it definitely wouldn't make me go 'cosmic.'

Folk horror also seems slightly off. I think folk horror is more along the lines of 'you're in the woods, it's dark, and you're not alone,' with the option for 'you're not alone, but there's no other person around, and there really should be.' I'm thinking of the classic grimm stories here, or perhaps the more modern ones, like my favorite horror book of the past few years: Those Across The River.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, if we're trying to improve the life of everybody, oral seems a great way to start.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago

But even that isn't a good breakdown of the knowledge we have. Having wild intakes of high glycemic foods causes metabolic changes over time that do contribute to type 2 diabetes development.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can't breathe because you're swallowing a giant phallus, there's just something divine.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Send address, will return nude.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I do sort of constantly worry about it. What if someone out there isn't with me and they're getting a bj? What if it's not good enough? Have I failed if someone is out there getting a subpar bj, and can I correct the situation somehow?

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I didn't know I was better than a pigeon at transmitting information across long distances.

I'm here for your large data transfer needs, business fellows!

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And males, if I'm reading the rules right. Yumminess everywhere. I wonder if any of those players get kinky with rackets... probably not, but it's a fun little thing to imagine.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago

The nurse they quoted claimed 15 years of college

15 years of experience, it seems, and since I'm pretty sure most nurses aren't in a union, what do you want to bet her wages/cost of living ratio actually went down over those 15 years. A relative of mine is in the same business of IV hydration, and it's definitely because the potential money is way better than her other options.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm glad you're out here spreading the good word. I literally wear holes in the sides of my shoes from the outside toes rubbing against the toe box sides. I treasure the rare shoe that I find that doesn't ruin my day with pinching (because pinching should be enjoyable, goddamnit!), and am pissed off that I never seem to be able to find those shoes again (how many fucking different shoes do we need, and why do they have to change every year, goddamnit!).

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Just arch into my face, if you don't mind.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!

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