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[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 102 points 10 months ago (5 children)

No a vampire requires permission from some1 inside the house it could be any1 in the house not just the owner. A warrent give legal permission to enter but its from outside the house thus making it useless for a vampire to enter with alone.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

Can confirm; am vampire

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 19 points 10 months ago

Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So what I'm gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside

[–] notabot@piefed.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.

/blinks franticly at the camera

…be… sure… to… drink… your… ov-

You son of a bitch

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

So if I'm walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can't tell her to come on in?

So you need a non-vampire judge to enter the house and produce the warrant from inside, got it!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I’m outside the house and pulling weeds and a vampire walks up and I told them to come on in and motion them in the house first can they go in?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would they need to, are you anemic and lacking in blood? 🧛‍♂️

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vampires can steal your valuables too! You don't know!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 10 months ago

If the owner of a house dies, can't the vampire enter then, bc it's no longer a "home" or whatever?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is a pwrson? What if the vampire git a comouter program to intrude every system it could and make every speaker it got access to invite them in?

[–] JGrffn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if the vampire limitation extends to the digital world? What if a vampire can't be a hacker because they need permission from the admin on the target system?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Okay, so you add human in the loop. Pay some poor fucker in india to press one button.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

but jesus is everywhere