laserwash2000

joined 2 years ago
[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

“Also, the ping latency is well over 30ms.”

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Scientists do not want you to which arm of the study you’re in.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Two and a half decades, to be precise.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

I think it’s “A Part of Our Heritage”.

But I agree this one is historic. The best political address since this one: https://youtu.be/WITlM2pY_a4

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

“Hey guys, I think this is the Bad Place!”

Or, the momma never called the doctor in the first place. A real doctor would have said “talk to my nurse first. Then come in for expensive tests. Then I need to refer you to my specialist friend.”

Or, slightly less cynically, the doctor would have said “bring the monkey who bumped his head to urgent care and we’ll check for concussion.”

“No more monkeys jumping on the bed” sounds like straight up mom stuff.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They did have one heavily English speaking country, but those guys peaced out a few years back. Now it’s just Ireland and Malta (where English is an official language).

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

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