TheFriendlyDickhead

joined 10 months ago
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 59 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Saw someone drinking a whole beer from a funnel while being being held upside down. People do this and I basically die when drinking a sip of water while lying in bed.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Evolution at its best.

Die brauchten ja auch geld um das neue teurere öl zu kaufen und da diese unternehmen so knapp bei kasse sind mussten die dafür natürlich sofort die preise erhöhen

Left pocket: phone, wallet Right pocket: keys

Left jacket pocket: headphones Rigt jacket pocket: bicycles lights, handkerchiefs

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The different kind of midlife crisis

Yea looks pretty good too :)

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

No you don't get it. He's the greatest person on this planet and should thank noone. Other people should thank him on their knees for even being allowed to be in his presence.

/s obviously

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago (9 children)

They are probably just from a country that uses commas instead of periods and they simply forgot that they had to switch those.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (8 children)

They saying we might go to war. It's crazy cuz ever since we stopped talking, ive been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love. Hope everything is good with you tho shorty, be safe out there

For me it's not the sudden switch of time that annoys me, but at what time sunset is. In winter I don't care if its dark in the morning, but it really annoys me when it's getting dark earlier. That one hour can mean the difference between comming home during light or not.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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