Peruvian_Skies

joined 2 years ago

Slop moguls funding a sloperating system. I'll stick to my current distro that actually respects users' choices and data.

I know, I was replying to that sentiment. I didn't mean to imply that you said anything you didn't explicitly say.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not misleading. According to the article, there's a popular explanation which is wrong, and they offer a better one.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Microslop's new sloperating system strips away everything you don't need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don't worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!"

* Microslop Copilot subscription not included.

** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.

*** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.

**** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants' data in perpetuity.

--The upcoming press release.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's a short article with examples. Yes, the title is clickbait but the content is worth reading IMO if it interests you.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Just don't directly connect the monitor to the network (like a smart tv) and Linux absolutely will save you from it.

Is this implying that Trump can read a graph?

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Interessante chamarem o Flávio BOLSONARO só de Flávio de repente...

Very interesting read, thanks for sharing.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

Like famous Spider-Man villain Shocker?

At least they're not hiding which side they're on.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a surprise, the former "don't be evil" company is being evil again.

The entire C-suite at Google is hereby cordially invited to suck the shit directly from my asshole with a heart-shaped loopy straw. Just book your appointments in advance so I can stuff my face with feijoada and tacos first.

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