LookBehindYouNowAndThen

They say the bandit that killed his pa was named Foss McGee.

btw you guys are such cunts, bros been 6 feet under for nearly a year now and you still won’t shut the cunt up about him

I bet he'll get over it.

The weird reactionary impulse to do cargo-cult science will always amaze me.

It's pretty gross how hard you're trying to convince people that it's normal to like prepubescent girls.

BoDy HaIr iS sEeN aS a BlEmIsH!!

Jeeeezus Christ, dude.

Only a truly blemish-free brain could have come up with this brilliant take. Not so much as a wrinkle on that surface.

"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."

You've been hit like a smooth criminal.

But chopped grape in chicken salad is fantastic.

I think he'll explode into bugs like the oogie-boogie man.

I had pegged RFK as pestilence.

Now there's a mental image I didn't need.

Wow, you fantasized about killing someone? That basically makes you a war hero. You truly earned this: 🎖️

o7

You got an icepick for the lobotomy? I'm in.