Kintarian

joined 2 years ago
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Science has discovered that saliva causes stomach cancer but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

--George Carlin

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hang on Ploopy, Ploopy hang on!

 

I’m reading that Firefox has gone all AI and corporate and Brave is supported by Satan. I have a Lenovo 14 Gen 1 coming tomorrow and I’m putting Mint on it. What browser do you all like?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can it also teleport me to a Waffle House?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It absolutely astounds me that all the idiots currently running America went to Ivy League schools and have degrees. I thought for sure they all went to clown college. What exactly to they teach at Harvard and Vasser?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Morality is often subjective. In some places it’s immoral for women to show skin or drive a car.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, sometimes I just can’t get my brain to shut up. Might be time for a detox. Or whiskey. Or a whiskey detox.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I keep getting Tilt

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I try to shut off my phone, then my brain starts worrying if some crazy shit is about to happen and I want time to run so here I am scrolling again.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

 

He does something illegal on a practically daily basis and everyone just kisses his ass. Now I guess he can just continue on and conquer the whole world and kidnap world leaders. Why doesn’t anyone stand up to this asshole?

 

I installed Mint on a friend’s computer and he asked if there was something similar to Quickbooks. I have never thought about it so I don’t know what to recommend.

 

Someone calls and says, “Grandma, i’ve been in an accident …” and so on. Why don’t people ask a few questions? If you’re my grand daughter, what’s my name, when is my birthday, where do I live, what’s my favorite food?

 

I passed by a bus stop yesterday and there is now a no trespassing sign and a no loitering sign up. That seems odd for a public bus stop.

 

Porn is everywhere. 80 percent of the web is porn. There’s porn here on Lemmy and on Mastodon. It seems like a whack-a-mole situation .

 

Democrats are all upset over Mamdani because he’s a Democratic Socialist? Why? I don’t get it. What’s wrong with being a Democratic Socialist. It seems like a good thing to me. I thought Democrats embraced socialism.

 
 

That would be a big step forward

 
 
 

Because they don’t have the guts!

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