Hope

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Are they able to itemize and take a larger deduction due to the increase in SALT limits? And all of the information entered is correct, and the amount owed matched what, e.g. a calculator like Smart Asset says?

Err, I mean, have they tried claiming that you are 7 people, your sister is a clergymen, and your brother was wounded in Vietnam?

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'd probably convince her to register x.com and create a payment platform on it. I feel like if that one guy never did that the world would be a better place.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My prior city ran a survey on whether they should build out fiber to the homes around the city, since they were building their own fiber infrastructure anyway. Despite the city saying it would be cheaper and faster than the existing 0 or 1 options people had, my fellow residents cried communism and the city government scrapped the idea. Infuriating.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Fun? fact, Hitler supposedly had a portrait of Henry Ford behind his desk!

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think that's the joke, especially since the alt text asks about getting melted copper off the carpet.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they're unrelated events, and they're questioning their gender ๐Ÿคจ

In related news, when my older sister told our younger brother she was pregnant, he was very excited to be a grandpa.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago (24 children)

It has a 60Hz electric waveform in, and it produces visible light, which is in part a ~500THz wave.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The ones who say that are for government tyranny when it's the tyrants they like in power.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes, and there's actually some interesting results from this too. Pain medicine marketed as targeting specific pains, such as headaches or toothaches, are often just generic ibuprofen or acetaminophen, but there is some evidence that the pain medicine will be more effective if you believe it is targeting your specific pain. So whenever my wife wants an Advil I always tell her that it's a special Advil that is for whatever specific thing she complained about.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

Men with beards* tend to only eat out other men.

[โ€“] Hope@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My sister keeps making my siblings do this and when Bard (gemini) came out she kept making it talk about marrying us should I be worried

 
 

Don't really care that this probably isn't the best community to post this, I just plugged a pipe that got ripped out by a tree three years ago that I've been putting off ever since and now I'll be riding that high the rest of the summer.

 
 
 
 
 
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