Worked at a servo in the middle of bumfuck nowhere as a teenager.
The ice cream freezer was behind the counter so customers had to ask for what they wanted.
Gaytimes were popular as all fuck but people were so hesitant to say the word.
When Magnums came along, they were twice the price of all other ice creams but people loved them because they were simply that much better than everything else.
Lol. Didn't know it works that way!
I always assumed that Roberts-Smith is ordered to pay costs and then he would have to go grovelling to Stokes to pay it for him.
Appears the court registrar cut out the middleman and went straight to Stokes.
"You made the bet, you lost so now you have to pay up!"
Fucking awesome!
"We came to the settlement offer of $600 as studies have shown that to be an amount poor people view as a lot of money."
Something uttered by someone at Centrelink, probably
Its the reason why he disapproves of Charles being king.
Conservatives have an incredibly stupid reason for their disapproval of Charles - it because they don't want Camilla, a divorced woman, to be queen.
Side note, these same idiots conveniently ignore the fact that Charles is also divorced.
For most outdoors-people the terms camping and binge drinking are interchangeable so a couple of luxuries are needed for the next morning.
First up to take care of is the morning AGB (After Grog Bog) so a camping dunny and a toilet/shower tent is a must. Don't fool yourself into thinking a shovel and hole in the ground is good enough, you are not a cat.
Second is some wet bum wipes for cleaning the dags off your turd cutter after dropping off your AGB.
Third is an Aeropress (and a set of scales!) for making yourself a good coffee. This easy to use hardware is well known and the internet is full of peoples favourite recipe for creating the perfect coffee:
Royale Noir was the shit
That, and his Holiday in Hawaii as we were choking on soot.
It's much worse than that. the holiday in Hawaii was a lie. He was in NY for the opening of a new church.
Instead of giving a statement to the press saying "Sorry, I'm in New York for an event with my church. I'll be on the first plane home" the Government pretended he hadn't left the country and he made a stopover in Hawaii on the way home so photos could be "leaked" of him "being a dad and spending time with his kids during the school holidays".
The Australian public were having none of it.
Very few people would have a problem if he went with the actual truth of "Sorry, I'm in New York for an event with my church. I'll be on the first plane home" but hey, liars gotta lie!
I mean it's one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
Onya Scotty!
crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
My favourite moment during your heroic handling of the bushfires was when you tried to shake that firefighter's hand and he said "No! I don't want to shake your hand" so you lurked around behind him and said "HOwZ THe CUPPA!!!!"
We should all leave our soiled pants out for Scotty tonight.
I know I'm commenting from different country, but the following quote by a judge in Australia is always worth keeping in the back of your head if you manage to get let off a serious crime...
Having escaped the lion’s den, Mr Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat
That was a line said by a judge in Australia during his conclusion of a very high profile rape case.
The story,
Bruce Lehrmann faced charges of rape. This case was very big in Australia because the rape occurred in an office at Parliament House and the government covered it up because there was an election coming up.
The criminal trial was abandoned because the case was having a very detrimental effect on the victim's mental health.
Later, Bruce Lehrmann sued a number of journalists for defamation... And lost... So now Bruce Lehrmann is forever branded a rapist. The judge delivered the above quote during his final decision.
More than just one of our recent fuckwit prime ministers
Once again, Nationals pretending they have any relevancy.