Quaid Army!
FoolishObserver
joined 3 years ago
What's in the broth?!!!?!?!?!???
Since dogs age about 7x faster, time for Air Bud: Hacker Pupz
Bostonia just doesn't work as well as Portlandia.
Spelling it out made me wonder: theres a Portland, Iowa (Portland, IA) too!
Are you cook shaming the french fried potato?!¿?!!?
Ivanka already had RSVP'd with her Plus One, anyways (and it wasn't him!!!)
Boy Don't Cry
It went a-drip, PLOP, a-drippy, a-drippy 'nother drip-drip-PLOP and it don't stop the droppin of the bad, bad, dookie, so much god damn dookie, 'til it be leaking out down by his feet.
Now what you smell is quite a mess; kinda like rotten beef.
How d'ya want that shake, Martin and Lewis, Amos and Andy, or Jesus and Judas?
Quaid Army!!!
Balky: "Don't be sanctimonus"
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He's probably waiting until the new dollar coins get minted so he can pay in currency with his face on it because he is a petty little man.