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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good intentions, implementation, and results here, but seriously folks, think VERY carefully about what you're doing when you tamper with something someone's putting in their body.

Do not try at home to the nth degree.

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

implying anyone on 4chan gives a shit about consent

this made me really uncomfortable too, also its extremely fake, you can't 'take apart' a vape juice bottle (theyre a single piece of plastic), and no one on 4chan has a girlfriend (lol)

[–] towerful@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can take apart juice bottles.
The least realistic part is that anon managed to get to and dilute every bottle their gf used.
Cause if they miss one, their gf is gonna have a serious shock.

So, lack of consent and extremely controlling?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Or, as everything else, is fake and gay

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

And then the gf decides she wants to try a new flavor, buys her "normal" nic strength, and fills her vape up with it before anon has a chance to dilute it.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is literally how I quit, except I did it intentionally.

But this is fake because the jump from 0.001 to 0.000 was like the ground disappearing beneath my feet.

For the previous week I was only using 0 nic juice in a pod that previously held a tiny amount of nic (we're talking trace amounts near the end - I wasn't feeling a thing).

Anyway I thought I was going through withdrawal so hard with the 0 nic in the used pod, but NOPE switch to 0 nic in a fresh pod and it was like "welcome to withdrawal 2."

Still really happy I quit though. It's so great not going into a panick whenever I misplace my vape for like 42 seconds. That was always so fucking humbling.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Finally, some hard evidence for homeopathy

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Tack a few more zeros in there and sure.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Anon sounds like a genuinely good partner

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The story is a bit controlling/manipulative in my opinion. Even if the net outcome is good I'd feel like I was overstepping a boundary if I did this to my partner.

[–] Chippyr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Other than being blatantly fake this is really nice.

[–] red@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

50% nic lmao. Fake as hell.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

OP probably means 50mg which is standard high concentration nic salts (freebase is most commonly 3mg). People often mistake mg for percentage in vaping.

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Diluting 50 times you'd need one hell of an amount of "dilution formula".

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 1 points 2 years ago

It's called water