this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
2 points (100.0% liked)
Not The Onion
21467 readers
2337 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"
Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.
This dude is awesome.
He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.
In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.
Thought you were joking
"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."
Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.
A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)
Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.
In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100
thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready
load more comments
(4 replies)
I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.
Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.
not all hero's wear capes
Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.
How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol
The weed fairy is real!
On-on
Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA
Real political material
That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.
local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across
yoshi's time to shine
Guess I'll be the guy to bring it down... what if literal 8 year Olds found it
then they would probably eat the chocolate and throw away the smelly grass inside
Lol we give em sips of wine for communion and most kids have seen their parents falling down drunk by that age. You gonna hide beer cans at the grocery store also?
An 8yo can look at one marijuana and go on to live a perfectly fruitful life, I promise
As a Marijuana user and a father of young kids, I am aware that drugs and alcohol affect brain development.
Just because it's cool and funny doesn't mean it's a good idea.
Hurts nobody. Completely legal plant in half the country. Kid might as well have found a can of beer.
Our communities have more to fear from the people who use "what about the children!?1!" as their basis for what constitutes good vs bad, than we do from some plant based medicine being left around as literal easter eggs
Yeah well I don't let my kids take any sort of medicine on their own.
You guys have been fighting society on this issue so long you are forgetting there is nuance.
Unless your 8 year old knows how to smoke weed, or decarb it, and cook it into fats, that weed isn't going to do anything to them. Like literally.
It depends on where you are but that's not appropriate where I'm from
i grew up in a society where children thought a single sip of beer made you an alcoholic. what's appropriate, what's safe, and what's legal are very different things.
You give your kids alcohol in church?
I'm not talking about drinking in general. (although you shouldn't give alcohol to young children) I'm talking about communion
I'd hate to live there. I couldn't imagine having to Old Yeller my kids because they saw some wild marijuana growing in the woods or something...
load more comments
(1 replies)
Well if they ate it, literally nothing would happen. And I doubt they'd know to smoke it and/or how.
Yep, it would need to be decarbed (a process that a child can't do unless they explicitly look it up) and then ate with a fat to bind it for the liver.
Otherwise they're chewing up a plant that tastes kinda bad.
In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood
the weedster bunny
Why are the police looking for him?
Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?
free my boy he did nothing wrong
Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.
This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?
I'll help you.
The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol
Read the article. The police have them all.
I was getting 500 errors on the url, but this link seems to be working.
This is so funny but also such a poor decision.
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
because we're really smart
view more: next ›