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[–] Kage@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guten Morgen aus Deutschland, nimm ein Brötchen

[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] coffeeismydrug@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ich nehme gern eine mit mohn danke sehr

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Die Mohntagsknuspersonne oder den Mehrkorngoldmohnd?

(sorry this joke is probably impossible to understand for non-Germans)

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago
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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Die Amis schlafen...

1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter

1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I forgot that your heathens use "." Instead of "," in numbers. I was very confused

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Swiss system is best system: apostrophes for thousands, either dot or comma for decimals. Completely unambiguous for anyone even if you're seeing it for the first time: 12'345.67

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I hate how it looks but I can't deny the superiority

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That is interesting. I like it. Wondering if I can use it at work or in code. Hmmm

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1 Liter Wasser = 1 Kilogramm
1000 Liter = 1 Kubikmeter

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's really bedtime when it turns Indian.

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago

Schlaf gut.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago

Jetzt schon?

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nein. Das ist zeit für Deutsch lernen. Dann du kannst Scheißposts in zwei Sprachen machen

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm, let me try.

No. This is not for German learning. Then you can't shit post in the Spray Machine.

How close did I get?

[–] amoistgrandpa@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is "no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages". Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Zeit threw me off and had no idea what Sprachen machen meant.

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Machen -> make

The translation by amoistgrandpa is "Then you can shitpost in two languages", which is good English, a more literal translation would be "then you can make shitposts in two languages"

Or speak-things, depending on how spicy you want to get translating Sprachen.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago

This is what I meant. I’m still learning German, so there may be mistakes.

[–] antonamo@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago

Just to be completely correct it would have been: "Nein, dann ist Zeit um Deutsch zu lernen! So kann man Scheiß-Posts in zwei Sprachen verfassen." The english for is correctly translated with the preposition "um" and it is uncommon to use you as we have the pronoun "man" for such cases. But it is actual better German than you hear in my place most of the time.

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only speak a very tiny bit of German so apologies if I get this wrong, but this reads like English forced into German.

No. That is time for German learning. Then you can shitpost in two languages make.

Oh wow I just realized that there's the weird make in the end so maybe it was proper German after all?

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Lol, you did good, but got tripped up by reading "Scheißposts" as a verb. It's capitalized, so it's a noun. The "make" at the end gets folded into the "kannst" - or "can" - so it's "Then you can make shitposts in two languages."

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Same but I'm from Australia. Ich_iel is pretty much German Duolingo to me at this point.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

Another one making the mistake of learning German by ich_iel-memes.

[–] JimBeann@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, you're learning Zangendeutsch

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm in europe, but I've actually been learning german these past few months so i see German posts as free practice

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

yup that is also my signal for "you have exhausted all the English lemmy content from now on it is all Deutschland"

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago
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