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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

O Yarrabyte, Yarrabyte, whence art thou Yarrabyte?
Denied thy Briongloid and refused thy calling.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my request
And Iโ€™ll no longer be a Spudtato.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Steamed broccoli and eggplant with a cheesey sauce over them

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿง€
๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ†

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

You didn't have to fart on it

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

๐ŸŒโœ‚๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fried plantains please chef

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Painkillers for my toe and back please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Slept better again! So maybe taking the pill at 5am is a winner.

Fingers crossed

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™ll pass on the message lol

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's great about your sleep. I've heard meds can interfere if you take them at the wrong time

Thanks man. Itโ€™s been brutal the last 18 months. Hopefully this is it.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

farken google sheets keeps shitting up my work screen suggesting I add pizzaz with tables!

Why donโ€™t they take some of that AI they keep stuffing everywhere, get it to look at the data, realise itโ€™s not table data and then shove it up their arseholes sideways

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I drink my coffee too slow while working so it always end up cold before I finish it and have to microwave it to be warm again. It's a shameful habit but I can't seem to drink it faster. I remember at my last job, others would guzzle their coffee like it was water. I'm a sip, forget and sip again type person.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

same, don't worry about it, I don't, it's my coffee and I'm the one drinking it, not them

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

Same problem here.

One thing that might help is getting a coffee cup with a lid on it to keep it warm/hot for longer.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Whenever I have a joint, I don't get the munchies. I can see how you can, I just don't feel the need to. Is there something wrong with me?

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I remember one of the first joints I had after a few bevvies, got munchies, got an ice cream pizza. That didn't end well.

Beer then grass you're on your arse, grass then beer you're in the clear!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is an icecream pizza?

Even on its own I just drink water.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is an icecream pizza

It's an abomination and a mistake.

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the munchies either, never have.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

The smell of food triggers me. Like when something is baking like a roast so maybe that's it.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

When I first started smoking weed I used to get the munchies bad. Eat until I was sick sometimes, my smoking friends were the same and we all enabled each other. It doesn't help that certain foods taste great when you're baked. Then came a time the craving for food just stopped completely and it doesn't happen anymore (although I rarely smoke these days).

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

Old age.

I just smoke occasionally for medicinal purposes.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've been noticing a lot of billboard ads from banks about scam and fraud prevention. I wonder if there's a new wave of paranoia about these things from AI because there seems to be more than usual

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

it might not be more fraud just that banks are being made to share responsibility and cost

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My company (finance ish) is about to switch MFA from opt-in to opt-out (on by default) for our customers to help protect from scams

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

MFA saved me yesterday, someone managed to log into my bank account but MFA was active through my app and prevented the login access.

So lucky it was in place or I would have been screwed.

Anyway password has been changed and precautions taken.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

this milk allergy is making me utterly miserable, the meal replacement shakes , while so good for dieting just do not agree with me so I stopped , and then I had bread which had milk in it, the olive spread had milk, so that made me flare up again

I am going to have read labels carefully

in the meantime, to cheer myself up I;m going to make some olive bread, it's delicious and I know it will have no dairy ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Right there with you. I miss dairy so much.

If you wanted suggestionsNuttelex is the gold standard dairy free margarine but for cheap bulk option the Coles โ€˜regular spreadโ€™ is also pretty safe for me. You can also do as Italians do and dip the bread in olive oil.

There is plant based protein powder from Natureโ€™s Way but I donโ€™t know if they still sell the unflavoured variety (which I preferred since it doesnโ€™t contain artificial sweeteners) and it doesnโ€™t have any added vitamins or anything. I know they do have flavoured varieties like strawberry or chocolate.

Bulk Nutrients probably has vegan meal shake options but from what I remember my other intolerances precluded them so I donโ€™t have any specific options to recommend

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

thank you so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bubs has a uti and is having sneezing fits. Back to the vet! I also need to get one of her meds compounded so I can make her take it.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Something I didn't anticipate when I stopped taking suboxone, was that there would be days where I was neither happy nor sad.

Just.. Neutral.

It's an alien feeling.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Movie review

Aguirre Wrath of God. Werner Herzog. Rewatch also read an essay about it.

Very beautiful movie. Filmed on location in the Amazon jungle. Compelling story of violence and survival. Werner survived Klaus.

Nihilist to the extreme. What was the point, success is nothing , failure is nothing.

The point is if there is no point then live well and see the beauty,

Book reports. ๐Ÿ˜Š Two little books about New Zealand I bought on holiday. Kiwis and Moas and New Zealand Tress and Ferns. Who knew kiwis were so aggressive! Moas are huge. Both were tasty. The trees and ferns are all very pretty. Opinion that NZ is to Australia what Australia is to the world confirmed, it's a very weird and pretty place with unique plants and animals.

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Didnโ€™t one of the locals offer to bump off Klaus because he was being so awful? (Or maybe that was Werner, I canโ€™t remember). Itโ€™s a trip of a movie!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

everyone wanted to bump him off ...lol

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (5 children)

At what point do I get worried my neighbour (whose name I don't even know) isn't on a long holiday and make a welfare call?

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If theyโ€™re someone you usually see getting about regularly and you havenโ€™t for a while, you could always call the non-emergency line and see what they think

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Trying to not become known as the local curtain twitching nutter. Maybe she does this every year or two? Argh.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

To become the local curtain twitching nutter (CTN) you need to be calling in repeatedly, probably for multiple neighbours. A real CTN calls 000 weekly as a minimum, but if you are properly commited to it requires multiple calls a day.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

If you are worried enough to ask the question here you're worried enough to make a welfare call.

Call it through to police on 000 - it might not seem like enough of an "emergency", but it is something that gets organised via 000. Don't worry you are wasting police time, they do a lot of welfare checks and there is almost never something actually wrong, but some of the time someone has fallen and is lying on the floor in desperate need of help and organising the check saves their life.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Go knock on the door and explain that you were worried as you hadn't seen them in a while.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

This is the way. If you know any of the other neighbours you could ask if they know anything. If no explanation, then proceed to calling for welfare check.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 8 months ago

Windy.

My security camera alerted me to a cardboard box crossing my driveway, and on our walk we followed a couch cushion blowing down the footpath. I also have a new collection of rubbish blown into the corner of my yard where it tends to gather (fortuitously it is the corner I keep the rubbish bins in).

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