Who needs to brush your teeth anyways? I'm sure this Woodford Reserve will keep my mouth disinfected .
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2025
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I only consume foods that contain high amount of PFAS to grow a protection layer around my teeth
Can't become a leader if you're not willing to consume lead.
teflon coated teeth actually goes hard
chemically inert, slippery to bacteria and food remains, always white
Sounds like something you'd hear at one of those World's Fair type expositions from the mid 1900s. "Chemically inert, and easy to apply at home!"
Who the hell goes to a nutritionist
Avocado toast enthusiasts.
Have you ever actually tried avocado toast? It's tasty as fuck.
I wasn't impressed. I think I saw so much hype for it that the experience just didn't live up to it and so it felt a bit meh.
I'll be honest, it's pretty hit and miss. You get someone just throwing diced avo on toast, and it's pretty mid. But you go to a place that seasons it, includes grilled onion and peppers, uses high-quality sourdough bread, and covers it in bacon and a fried egg? One of the best things I've eaten. And one of the messier.
Based on your description the better ones don't need avocado inside at all
Right, that's just a bacon egg and cheese that happens to have avocado on it.
They don't need it, but it elevates it for sure...
Though they basically just described a breakfast sandwich lol.
I've only had straight up avocado on toast a few times, but it's always been good. But yeah, it was seasoned very well.
I sometimes make it at home. Just sliced avocado with salt and pepper on toast is pretty good and simple. Avocados are only $0.50-$1 where I live, so I never got the "buying a house" statement, but I'm guessing avocado toast is more expensive at coffee shops or something.
It's fine. It's only good ig you avoid those dog shit hass avocados.
avocado is basically just green butter that grows on trees, of course it's going to go well on toast with a lil' bit of salt
We used to have a TV nutritionist called Dr Gillian McKeith.
She was later forced to stop advertising herself with the word "doctor".
I'm sure it was Ben Goldacre who said "Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith"
People who don't know what a dietitian is
I guess that is the specific doctor you need to see if you are having nutrition problems, with symptoms like being over or underweight.
So the average person should probs see one in their life.
They’re not a doctor but your doctor might refer you to them. My doctor’s office has one in house.
Oh, I was mixing it up with a dietitian it seems
oh I think I was too
Rickets.
I wish this didn't hit so close to home.
Cut the toxic people out of your life
You know, random ass thought...
NSFW
If something so simple as sitting wrong can have a lasting negative impact, I'm pretty sure most people don't masturbate right according to the experts.
This is why I love my drug dealer. No judgement from them.
Just eat raw liver what could happen
Insurance guy: you're always wonderful you know?
The Predator will make all that irrelevant soon enough.
Alcoholism da na na na na
We stan a supportive King.