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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Why are you sad?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago

Don't call it a blow dryer if it's not supposed to blow me. 🤷‍♂️

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hands. It’s just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Especially with the other good option removed as well.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

National Secessionist Forces

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's more a nude sausage fryer.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nut Spraying Forbidden

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that's disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm not enough emoji stickers 👎

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ever heard the phrase; "Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn't put your dick."

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

"regulations are written on blood"

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't touch door handles with it

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what if you’re uncircumcised?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

so uncuts is fine then, ok

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

well I think it's saying they don't want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can't tell the difference at this point.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.

If I see one of those, I'm drying my hands on my damn pants.

Don't tell me what I can't do

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Be the reason they had to put up a sign.

Maybe not in this case, though.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every sign has a history...

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Someone's dick was used as a pattern for that symbol.

[–] Shoe@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, walked into a bathroom and witnessed this happening when these were first introduced here ~15 years ago. Nobody believed me but... I know what I saw that day.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

"New kink unlocked "

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Damm has good girth