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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] tane2@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Just a city boy, born and raised in South Beloit

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

John Deer in the living room. Classic design choice. And is that outdoor fencing used as railing upstairs?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I looked back in time on Google maps. This was a garage.

You can see the back 12-15 feet was added on too.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thank you for your dedication

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Thank my boring ass job

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That makes the concrete floor make sense. How it came to be a... pretend house on its own property is still a mystery.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 0 points 9 months ago

The housing market is so bad in a lot of places, people are trying to turn every garage, basement, and garden shed into a separate dwelling to rent out or sell for some extra cash.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Floor 2 is a fucking mystery. Its too low to walk around the perimeter, but they didn't install a floor in the middle. There's not enough room for insulation between the sun-beaten roof and the living space, but that might be less of an issue because of the huge holes in the trim letting in a steady flow of outside air. That vaulted ceiling also means the house will lose all its heat in the Winter.

There's no window or exhaust fan in the bathroom.

It looks like there are holes in the outside wall where windows could be installed, but there are metal flaps there instead. Best case scenario is there is no wall insulation between those flaps and the interior drywall, getting wet and doing biology.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 0 points 10 months ago

I thought you were overeacting on the upper floor, but what the fuck were they thinking with that???

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Only if you're not planning to demolish the whole thing.

You... are planning on demolishing the whole thing, aren't you?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you have any questions regarding the specific violation codes, required repairs, or deadlines, please feel free to contact the City directly.

I fucked up, but in not going to tell you how badly I fucked up.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love that the required to be demolished part is under the "what's special" section lmao

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 0 points 10 months ago

It’s certainly a unique feature.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

It's a shed for your John Deer with a shag space on the upper deck, Classy.

[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DIY masters. Reminds me of a house i looked at years ago, the owner had built an entire glaziers workshop attached to the back of the house, with no planning or permits - i did not make an offer

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 10 months ago

Well how are you supposed to start as a glazier? From your car?