clearly they built the mall around the car
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You fool
They actually disassemble the car before entering the mall and assemble it again inside
You fool
clearly the car was transported there using the technology from star trek.
You fool
clearly the car was lifted in on an hidden elevator under the podest
You fool
Clearly it was willed into existence by 3 wizards.
You fool
It was always there.
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Isn't this only for the Swedish models?
When they introduced the Geo I got to drive one into a mall spot. Was fun to do but they gave us strict instructions to drive slowly. Anyway, R.I.P. Geo.
God I miss small cars
Helicopter
could also be a secret underground tunnel
Oh, I've done that before!
I may have been 13 beers deep and it was the local liqour store, not mall, but I've done that before!
A Robin Sparkles fan, I see.
Could it be just the outer shell ?
You're an outer shell
Boring AF when you find out the answer is literally "they open the door"
Yeah but it was freaking cool when you saw the wall-door they open at one of the entrances to get it in there, and see them moving it in —signed 10 y/o me.
I had no clue until I saw it done.
Shut up, shut up! Don't give the Americans any ideas, or we'll end up with a freeway through each aisle of the grocery store.
That would solve the issue of massive parking lots though 🤔
Drive-through malls...
No, actually shut up now
They're already real. They're "outdoor" malls.
That's a high level of stupidity, delivering seams much more efficient
40 year old me wondering how Romans always built their ruins so close to city centers.
For the museums, duh