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[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 126 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 63 points 1 year ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A fact that I hadn't realized. TIL.

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[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

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[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

But aren't oranges actually green?

*Not a joke, btw. Oranges grown in tropical places are green.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oranges are green until they are ripe. What tropical place did you see a ripe green orange?

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Vietnam. Brazil. Ecuador. A lot of equatorial places.

The orange color is caused by something happening to the chlorophyll when the temperatures cool. But in the tropics, temps can be fairly steadily warm and don't trigger that reaction.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

In tropical countries, orange rinds may be permanently green – even when completely ripe.

Crazy!

Huh, TIL. I worked at an orange grove in the subtropics, and knew about the cold snap for other aspects of citrus, I never knew about the peel.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Apparently oranges and other citrus fruit (and others, like bananas) are "degreened" with ethylene.

Here's a video with bananas. https://youtu.be/jzjBAAv9nxc

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[–] c10l@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Having grown up in Brazil, I can confidently say that most of our oranges are indeed orange. Green is usually the colour of non-ripe ones and you can expect extreme acidity from them.

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I think this might have been a joke abstracted to allude to that, without falling for the trap. Oranges were not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

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[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

those fuckers try to sell their fruit by using a brand's name. They even got the design wrong, it's supposed to have a curved side.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] sxan@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

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[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hah! Why do we call black people coloured people then!

Checkmate blackisnotacolorists!

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Blackberries

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Is that what he was saying? That's what I was confused about. Those leaves are not greens. They are green, but still everything you said.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

Greengages.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he's pretending to be this dumb, he's hilarious.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Green beans are technically fruits

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[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yellow squash

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