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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you seriously trying to claim that no human ever bled and saw the colour until the 1970s? LOL

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol no. They are entirely taking the piss.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If their piss is red they need to go to the doctor as per this shart

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have tetrachromacy and piss in colors that would drive most into madness.

Look out, it's the mad pisser!!!

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A chart made by someone that's never eaten a whole bag of beet chips in one sitting, I see.

I think you misunderstand. If you've eaten a whole bag of beet chips you should see the doctor.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dear Mr Encyclopedia, when were raspberries discovered? Wasn't Avalon "the isle of apples?" When did Christian bibles start describing the forbidden fruit as "apples?" Were they not red apples?

What color did they call ripe ribe avu-crispa (a gooseberry)?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Biblical fruit is just given as "pərî" and could be any fruit. Avalon is from the Welsh aflonydd, "peaceful", so named because it was King Arthur's vacation spot. Raspberries have not yet been discovered, at time of writing.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried to be careful about the biblical reference. It's been translated as "apple" since at least the 12th century CE.

The biblical comment was not to argue that the Torah said "apple", but that it has been translated as "apple" for centuries, demonstrating that the apple has been a commonly known fruit in Britain for a long time; and that ripe apples are frequently red.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple (malum) was used of the fruit from the 12th Century or thereabouts in ecclesiastical Latin, but the first known red apple is recorded only in the mid-17th Century, when an apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and turned bright red in embarrassment.

The trend presumably picked up from there - c.f. the popularity of rouge in the French court.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck.

Greengages.