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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just look at how much you have when it's uncooked and then remember what that much looks like after it's been cooked? Should start to get an idea after a few hundred pots of pasta. πŸ™ƒπŸ‘Œ

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noted. Start with a few hundred pots of pasta. Adjust from there.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should work in theory πŸ‘Œ

Instructions unclear. Smoked the pot, now I'm even more hungry.

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or lay them all out long ways and measure

[–] eman_resu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or lay them all out short ways and measure

Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You make pasta when you want.

I make pasta out of soups...

We are not the same, and I'm not allowed to cook soups anymore.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 0 points 1 year ago

Your dream of pasta and soup is real and it is beautiful, it's just called pho

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My brothers and I use 500g... for 3 people. Yes we do eat a lot. And that's without the pesto, cheese etc

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that's 2-3Γ— servings per serving

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That could be a reasonable amount based on the person. I'm a large framed dude, and when I was seriously trying to bulk through 7 days a week of HIIT, I had to eat like 5,000 Calories a day. My resting heart rate did get to the low 40s for a while, so that was cool (doctor said it was a good thing).

Btw, eating 5,000 Calories of healthy food a day fucking sucks. It's basically like eating is your full time job.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree that 2.5Γ— the serving makes sense if your goal is to eat 2.5Γ— the calories.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

My mind is blown.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 0 points 1 year ago

I'm quite thin, so nope I guess I do have a black hole in my stomach.

Once I get HRT I'll eat these kinds of portions more regularly to increase its effects.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago

I can eat 500g by myself in a sitting... or at least in my prime when i wheighed 100kg but still people looked horrified when they saw how much i ate.

Wow! I use 200g for 2 people and I thought I was using a lot!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In college I used to be able to down a full pound of pasta easily. Nowadays I get full after 20 noodles…

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or you just say you cooked for many days.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Exactly. I just cook the entire box, make enough sauce, then portion it out from there. No need to fuck with figuring out how much dry pasta is reasonable.

Still must be consumed while fresh.

[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago

I fail to see this as a problem. More pasta is always welcome.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"it's Dean Martin's recipe, I always make too much"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much dry pasta per person by weight?

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Approximately .69 grams per kilogram should do it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's ... actually pretty accurate

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I do 150g with a light sauce, like aglio e olio or chili oil. Maybe 75g if it's going with a bunch of veg and meat.

A quarter or a third of a 500g pack depending on how hungry you are, 125g or 166g. In an Italian menu no more than 100g as a "primo", where the pasta dish is one of two main dishes and you are supposed to eat bread as a filler.