Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words : theonion

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 43 points 10 months ago

Mr. President, a second opinion struck the Noem.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

HAPPY CAKEDAY!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Hello fellow june 14th joiner

[+] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world -11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'd let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, I don't know what you mean. Please explain.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Temu Jigsaw? Ew

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

I guess I have a type.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is fucking hilarious. Y'all are weird.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally

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