Birch

joined 2 years ago
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm more than a bird

I'm more than a plane

I'm a bird-plane

Motherfuckin bird-plane

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
import MoonPy

MoonPy.LandOnMoon()

while MoonPy.OnMoon:
    print("john madden")
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Translation: scammer realizes they were being scammed.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In the entire fucking rest of the world Mamdani would just be viewed as a boring centrist bureaucrat that does their job. But "spending money on public infrastructure" is somehow seen as radical left socialism in the US.

 

A series about items dredged from the bottom of the lake and their appraisals.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did I miss something?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only that the Trumpets do have pretty plausible deniability if there is no clear and blatant evidence it's a false flag, as nobody would believe the dumbasses in the US Admin were competent enough to pull off a successful false flag.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

At least I have chicken

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That's the beauty of it, just ask chatgpt or copilot how to do it, then learn by fixing all their mistakes. Until my company decided to become "AI first" I barely ever touched Python, I still barely know Python, but I now know to spot indentation errors and hallucinated function calls.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can already hear all the suburban pearl clutching

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
 

 

Just go on Facebook reels or YouTube shorts and "thirst" for a while, meaning stop scrolling whenever you see a scantily dressed girl or something similar and eventually the algorithm will serve you just straight up smut.

And once they're labelled as porn sites, they'd lobby hard to get the law repealed, rather than actually pay for adequate moderation.

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