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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Powdered milk today, formerly beans, or corn, and who know what comes for us in the future?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Corned eel...wadded beef....

[–] arotrios@kbin.earth 81 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Ok kids. Let me take you back in time to the olden days of yore, or as we like to call it, Wednesday morning.

Back then, a little-known user, @dgdft@lemmy.world, posted an innocuous shitpost regarding early Mr. Universe winner, Bruce Randall:

https://kbin.earth/m/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/t/3329134/In-the-late-1950s-early-Mr-Universe-winner-Bruce-Randall#comments

Bruce bulked up by putting powdered milk in his milk. This grabbed Lemmy's attention by the beans and resulted in the memegasm of powdered milk we see today. Last time I checked, it had blown it all the way up to Ten Forward:

https://kbin.earth/m/tenforward@lemmy.world/t/3330101/This-substance-is-inefficient#comments

...where apparently resistance to powdered milk is futile.

These days (Wednesday evening), the powdered milk memegasm has mostly run its course. Metamemes are popping up, blending beans and milk, with dire consequences for Lemmings' digestive systems and anyone standing downwind of them.

In essence, powdered milk is a prime example of the meme lifecycle - arising from a shitpost, wafting high on its own cringe into the collective consciousness to be flung between hairless apes until it splatters over everything, marking everything with its scent before finally descending back into the shitpost from whence it came.

Side note: This would make a perfect subject for a documentary on memes narrated by David Attenborough.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If you taught my history classes, I probably would have actually learned something.

If I had tenure at a Uni, I’d make a history of memes class.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 27 points 8 hours ago

This grabbed Lemmy's attention by the beans

Poetry!

[–] digdig@piefed.social 13 points 8 hours ago

Class act bro

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm still back at soapy tiddies.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

But what if the soap was..........

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

Covered in beans?

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 10 hours ago

THERE ARE FOUR BEANS!

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Soap covered powdered milk?

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Soapy beans powdered with milk

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bean soaped powdered tits?

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

The powdered milk was in the tits all along!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 10 hours ago

Did somebody say POWER MILK? 🔋🐮🔋