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[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 0 points 1 year ago

Why, exactly? Genuinely asking. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm no Apple fan, and he was absolutely an insufferable douchebag to nearly everyone he knew; and was a verifiable self-righteous fuckwit who Darwin'd himself out of existence by choosing woo-woo bullshit over medicine for a very treatable cancer.

Evil, though, I think might be a stretch -- Elon, Thiel, Vance, Trump, Murdoch, the Sackler family, the Koch brothers, etc. all excellent contenders for being truly evil -- but afaik Jobs was just a dickhead with an ego the size of a blimp, and I think we ought not dilute that term with just your run-of-the-mill dickheads. Unless you know something I don't about him.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Their "repair" program is nothing but a scam to nudge you into buying a new Apple product to replace the broken one with overinflated repair prices and bullshit excuses like that.

Also it works exactly as Steve Jobs intended.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

"Some of the parts were missing"

You motherfuckers put the damn thing together in the first place!

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

This is almost exactly what happened to me except they told me my phone had mold growing inside it from the shattered screen I wanted replaced.

The “mold” was pocket lint from waiting a month to get it fixed.

Bitch actually said right to my face that my phone no longer works so let’s get you a new one. I powered on the phone right there and he started backpedaling and grifting ‘oh but it won’t be long tho’. So I went home and still use it with the shattered screen because fuck them.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what did Steve Jobs even do except for management and marketing, and why does he then get the praise for the hardware/software???

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Honestly, genius-level move. Always a good decision.