Yeah, they sure don't make 'em like they used to. My mother's kitchen had a 1984 JCPenney branded microwave (with no turntable) that worked right up until 2024, the original light bulb inside dying sometime in the 2010s.
On the one hand, I remember hating it because it didn't heat evenly, on the other, it was certainly built like a shit brickhouse if it lasted forty years.
The day after: "Republicans break pinky swear -- "No one could have seen this coming" says Fetterman; Democrats sigh, throw up their hands, and collectively go 'whaddayagonnadoaboutit?'; Schumer writes strongly worded letter."
Oompa Loompa told the nation
have no fear of escalation,
I am trying everyone to please
Though it isn't really war
We're sending 3,000 more
To help save Trump from Epstein
rip
well, shit, now I need to find a new place to shitpost from that isn't run by morons. Thanks for providing one for so long.
Whatever this person is smoking, snorting, swallowing, injecting, and/or boofing, I want some. I'm already self-medicating with as much pot as I can afford to get through this assclown fuckery we call an administration; I want/need stronger drugs that enable this kind of magical thinking and optimism.
seems more likely, being it's 4chan; that they're 100% aware and in-favor of the slaves, just that they believe they'll always be in that lucky 10%. Same goes for idolizing Super Earth -- it's never them that'll be sent to a freedom camp, until it happens, it's always something that happens to someone else who "probably deserved it"
"amazing quality of life"
Sure, if you're the right kind of super citizen.
You find yourself, in a room. Not a room in which I am trapped with you, but a room in which you are trapped with me.
you know, you gotta give the Bush government credit, it took at least a little longer for everyone to go "There weren't any nukes, there wasn't any imminent threat, this is stupid" than it did this time. somehow, Dubya and literally Satan wearing a Cheney suit managed to be more competent and discreet about pushing bullshit narratives on the American public than the Cheeto.
Think about that for a minute.
These clowns make Junior and Cheney's excursion into the sandbox look like a masterful, well-executed plan.
Also holy shit, if this is the bullshit they're feeding us now, wait until things get ~~really bad~~ even worse. Once they get their all-encompassing official state media it's gonna get wackier and wackier reading the news.
Just a hair, and also like she's not looking at Archie but past him.
edit: upon further reflection, the guys expression deserves its own moment in the spotlight as well
yeah I sympathize buddy, I feel the same way.
That's what all the crazy ones say.