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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

In a social media post, the US president claimed the two sides had reached an agreement. “Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it!” he wrote on Truth Social.

He offered no further details. Zelenskyy said he was surprised by the announcement but would agree to it if Vladimir Putin did the same. “If President Trump negotiated it with Putin – please tell us when the ceasefire begins. We are ready and we will accept it,” the Ukrainian president told the Axios website.

who needs onion when the news are already this ridiculous

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 14 points 6 days ago

i ate the onion

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How about we give Trump to Russia instead?

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Everyone liked that.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Did that in the 90's. Now Russia is using what they own.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

How am I supposed to tell what is satire anymore?

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Actual satire?! Aaaaah! What balm for this bruised soul.

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Send them to Ukraine, I'm sure they'll find a way to repackage and forward to Vladimir.

[–] recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do I need to send it via Yandex?

[–] BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A carrier pigeon might be faster and reliable at the moment

I hear they like drones.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Nearly drank the castor oil there.