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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's weird, I thought I used SQL databases from government agencies regularly. Guess I was mistaken.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you and Elon disagree about something, just assume he's wrong about it. If you both agree on something, THEN you might be mistaken.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

this really needs more circulation because too goddamn many people still believe his PR

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's phrased brilliantly, and capturey my own perception of Musk

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope the screenshot dude is also going to stop this unquestioning belief in the things people say or claim without evidence.

Those first two paragraphs look like a tendency to prefer hero-worship to critical thought; that seems to be a fairly widespread problem in humans from long before this latest batch of demagogues.

There's also a hint of "I'm not an 'expert' in it so I can't (be bothered) to understand anything about it" also a very depressingly common attitude.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We all have to rely on somebody to be an expert in fields outside our own. Years ago, if Elon said "Falcon 9 launch yesterday failed due to xyz", I assumed he had the actual experts giving him notes. The Xhitter debacle showed how much he doesn't listen to those people.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It's kind of funny, but we all do this to some extent. I used to think most people on Reddit were super smart. If someone says stuff with authority, then it's easy to believe what they're saying and assume they know what they're talking about.

But then every once in a while, I'd come across a topic that I know deeply about - and the comment would just be blatantly wrong, but still have tons of up votes. It really made me start second guessing all the other comments I had read and thought were smart, but it's an easy trap to fall into.

I guess what I'm really saying, is that you all are a bunch of morons, probably.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I remember seeing this after he bought Twitter

[–] mrkite@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everything Elon has ever said could be a top post in r/iamverysmart or r/confidentlyincorrect

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Elon’s shock and fury about the database key sounds like he got a report from an out-of-breath 20 year old DOGE kid who thinks they’re hot shit and discovered some massive flaw.

Elon also seems like the kind of person that believes a database schema is all that’s needed to govern a population.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

As someone who has literally helped the government use SQL for over a decade, this is huge news.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

It's going to be so expensive to fix all the damage this government is doing when America next has sensible government

So many skills lost, so many systems broken

[–] Whirlybird@aussie.zone -1 points 1 year ago

See the post on BlueSky

No thanks, that alone says you're not going to get an honest unbiased discussion. Also when your evidence is "according to many comments" from a app filled with people that hate Musk with all their being as if it's their entire identity, it's not good evidence.

Being a developer who has done work for many governments in my country, you cannot just say "the government DOES use SQL" because they have many, many, MANY different systems that have all been built in different technologies over different decades by different people with different design philosophies and preferences. Will there be ones that use SQL? Absolutely. Will there be ones that don't? Absolutely.