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[–] ptsdstillinmymind@lemmy.today 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They should put these posters up in Cornell for the next four years and psychologically bully these ~~kids~~ fuckers out of school.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I know I'm probably imagining it, but each one of them has empty serial-killer eyes, I wonder when the pictures were taken

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ingalls and Kretszchmar for sure, harder to tell in the others

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Oof, maybe Lopes and Newell as well

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Naw, they all just look like normal dudes. That's what makes it so disturbing.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I call it rape face and so far I've been right about every one of them

[–] decolo@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

We need a poster with names of all school admin who ran cover.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

But that the essays will be allowed to be AI generated. So as not to put to much strain on the poor oppressed frat bros.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

You know what the sad reality of the situation is? I initially thought this was real news. Has been happening so often with onion in the last five years.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is the reform we were calling for right?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These guys were convicted right ? Not just accused ?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Don't worry their rich parents will ensure they get a slap on the wrist, but hey "boys will be boys" right?