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They should put these posters up in Cornell for the next four years and psychologically bully these ~~kids~~ fuckers out of school.
I know I'm probably imagining it, but each one of them has empty serial-killer eyes, I wonder when the pictures were taken
Ingalls and Kretszchmar for sure, harder to tell in the others







Oof, maybe Lopes and Newell as well
Naw, they all just look like normal dudes. That's what makes it so disturbing.
I call it rape face and so far I've been right about every one of them
We need a poster with names of all school admin who ran cover.
But that the essays will be allowed to be AI generated. So as not to put to much strain on the poor oppressed frat bros.
You know what the sad reality of the situation is? I initially thought this was real news. Has been happening so often with onion in the last five years.
This is the reform we were calling for right?
These guys were convicted right ? Not just accused ?
Don't worry their rich parents will ensure they get a slap on the wrist, but hey "boys will be boys" right?