What's wrong with ciders?
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Well they're not beers are they mate
(Disclaimer: I hate beer)
I bet you Kyle hasn't tried a Dickens' Cider though!
I've had a Dickens' Cider!
Some guys are so insecure and dumb that they think fermented barley and water is more manly and tough than fermented apples and water.
What about fermented berries and honey?
Mead is Viking drink, must be manly! But berries add fruity flavours and colours that are girly.
Nothing more manly than a man drinking a fruity drink and enjoying himself.
Word! Real men don't need their masculinity to be defined by others.
Its weird because culturally in some parts of the UK cyder is what men and farmers drink xd
It's either cider or guiness.
Also in Brittany, in northern Spain, and probably many other places.
They're delicious and I drink too many
Hangover juice
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What's up with drinking ciders?
Some people are so deeply insecure in their sexualities that they believe the color and flavor of liquids you ingest will make you suddenly want to participate in same-gendered coitus. It’s really pathetic.
I have several friends that say "the choice of beer you drink days a lot about you"
They are all divorced, single, fat, broke.
So basically they are the peak male form and we sold all listen to them
I swear they invent more and more shit to be fragile about
So a gender identity thing?
And what about wine? Hard boys only drink the strong stuff, no?
Beer? Has female hormones in it!
Why does this read like a Disco Elysium thought?
No, it's a sexual orientation thing.
They think that liking "girly" drinks means you're gay.
...so they really believe that fermented apple juice will make your sexual orientation "fluid"?
Nope, it's a binary thing to them.
Liking things that women like = being gay. They're not very complex thinkers.
But that's pre-schooler level.
Now you're getting it.
And that's why most of the world is fucked
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such honesty is refreshing
Like a cider.
You can’t have that honest conversation with an AI bot. Things we have lost.
That is maybe the most Aussie text chat I have seen in a damn long time.
Kyle is a real one.
What a dog cunt
What kind of fucken drongo uses optus. What a bunch of useless cunts. Also fuck Telstra.
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What happened to the image? the white text on a green background is barely visible
JPEG happened. That should always have been a PNG.
JPEG XL will be here soon. The next set of browser releases, so even lossy images won't continually reduce into a blocky mess of sine waves.
I feel like that xkcd about standards fits here pretty well
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I like Kyle.
I am steadily liking Australia more and more over the past decade.
You can't use steam here unless you have a credit card. Most of us don't have credit cards. Already becoming a surveillance state
Can you use gift cards?
To be fair this is for adult content... But that includes cyberpunk and Baldur's gate
What's an IOU?
Literally, I Owe You.
I don't have this provider but it's probably some type of deferred billing system.
It gives you $5 credit and you pay it back when you top up next
Is it normal for carriers to text their customers?
Yes. They text you promotions, when you go somewhere new and different rules are in affect, and you can often get basic support via text as well.
mine texts me once a month or so about promotions or updates on legal stuff in my country
usually that shit pisses me off but it happens so infrequently or is actually good info that I don't mind it
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