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[–] kathythegiant@lemmy.pleasestopfaxing.social 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, "whatever, I've got nothing to hide"

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I've got nothing to hide

pulls out my phone and starts recording them 'oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub'

then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

its the eye contact that gets me

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

make the toilets face each other.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Okay, the funny thing about this one is, not that I agree with breaches of privacy; I really didn't give a flying fuck if the male or female nurse saw me taking a shit or piss after surgery. The only thing I have to hide is how much I don't give a shit about most things.

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago

Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shitting should be a social experience.

I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I'm pooping in his garden.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a social thing for Romans.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Including a communal sponge for wiping.

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Pass the bum sponge, please

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Mormon missionaries can finally poop with the door closed! Hooray!

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I always thought that was an interesting tidbit as I was growing up Mormon. This god guy is all seeing and powerful, but those feisty doors are impeding him from seeing me masturbate in the bathroom?

Yep, let’s just add that inconsistency to the list: #1024748293747292 - god can’t see through bathroom doors

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

“Pray that we do not alter it further”

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

No, this is my anxiety dream made real 😭😭😭