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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/42421329

It's pretty common across the animals kingdom

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[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

fun fact the human penis evolved this way too

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To scoop jizz out a dragonfly?

[–] original_charles@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yes. What on Earth do you use it for?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't believe there's a scientific consensus on that one yet.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If not shovel why shovel shape

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I'm not so sure if we went to the same shovel store..

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Only because my samples keep perishing

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That or the shape with the head is more pleasurable and selected for by mates.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 12 points 4 days ago

Probably not “or.”

They probably co-evolved.

[–] lawks@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

He's looking at you like that because he has a PhD, and he just heard you say that unnecessary apostrophe.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I watched a documentary where a bird did that with its beak.

"Squawk! Get out of there, other bird's jizz! You do not belong in there! You are not my jizz! Squawk!"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Insert ur mom joke

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago

well, either that or they kill the kids and move in eg lions