You have to forward this to seven people for it to be true.

Once the technology is implemented and ubiquitous it would only take a secret government mandate and a gag order for the code to be altered to listen for particular words and phrases and log them

I was reading up on that and how they plan on processing it in the Secure Enclave part of the watch. My only concern though is as you move more stuff into the enclave, the bigger the attack surface for the entire enclave becomes. And then at what point is more working being done in the enclave than the rest of the watch basically becoming a useless demarcation of security.

Damn, this day sounds awesome.

Are you watching me through a camera rn???

I don't remember what I had for breakfast, but that just means it's irrelevant information. Fuck all of this constantly-plugged-in slop!

It's gonna have a narrator like on the Wonder Years show.

Exact same thought when I saw their presentation. Fucking unreal how many episodes are getting more and more real over last few years. Can't wait for this stupid AI boom to die, it still won't go anywhere but at least they would stop accelerating the planet's death. Hopefully, maybe.

"The Entire History of You"

You will once you've got permanent brain fog from super Covid.

No one does. That’s where we’re at in tech now. It’s never anything any consumer wants, but it’s always what the surveillance industry wants. A recap of my day is fucking useless. I was there, for fuck sake!

I've been wondering the same about all technology for the last 10 or more years now.

I’ve never seen anyone come up with anything even slightly useful for any smart watch.

$500 bucks to learn that your heart rate goes up when you exercise and to start each day being told your sleep wasn’t perfect. Wow what awesome actionable information thanks

Oh you paid a thousand bucks for the one with the built in altimeter that gives you the exact same information printed on the trail map? So cool, wow so we really did go up the mountain and then back down, who could have known. Oh my god it even remembers where we parked the car?

Hey! Mine not only tells the time, but also the day of the week and month, and has an integrated alarm clock and stopwatch. Battery lasts for seven years, keeps time to within a few minutes per year, is cheap enough so that I don't mind wearing it when I'm cycling as I can just replace it if I break it, and it has a celebrity endorsement. Of sorts, anyway.

…unless, of course, you’re close to a person who wears one of these. then you still get spied on yaaaaayyyyy

and unlike the meta glasses, these look the same as any apple watch, which have already been normalized in society. so shunning people for wearing these won’t work cuz you won’t be able to tell. i love the future this is so COOL

You would be surprised. Perhaps astonished. Certainly dismayed.

It will be with the right bribes

Daft punk was ahead of their time

Just any parts of your day you spent near ppl wearing one of these.

Or any of the others that'll have a shittier implementation than Apple's.