Innocent angel now. Criminal mastermind soon.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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Innocent angel
Still a criminal mastermind, just cute.
Nobody has to make a LinkedIn profile though. Simply starving to death is a much preferable alternative.
Building your own website and content >>> linkdin
Getting my cat an email account has really fast-tracked his business, plus I don't have to listen to the fax machine all the time.
Hope this comment finds you well.
If you are this cute as fuck you don't need no LinkedIn either
Looking forward to hearing from you soon!
Best Regards
Isn't linkedin just bots talking about their corporations? There aren't actual humans there, right?
My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can't understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.
i dunno man, cats basically run this shit
He knows not of New Teams, nor of Teams (New)
Lucky bastard
Dis' lil' puddy tat is going to be a very dangerous creature when it's grown up. Remember that lil raptor Dr. Grant picked up in Jurassic park? ...this is it...in a cute furry lil' bundle. :-)
I also never have to create a linkedin profile
I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.
He'll always live in the present.
Linkedin is probably the stupidest social media ever created. It's worse than Google Circles.