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[–] linsenchip@piefed.zip 95 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The minister of finance clarified that the tax will not apply to sugar free drinks

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/zuckersteuer-172.html

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (7 children)

O lol that's fairly recent tho. Yesterday they were all saying: hurr durr the drinking of sweet tasting things should be curbed and I almost punched the narrator via TCP/IP

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[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

If you read it, the tax will still apply to drinks with artificial sweetener:

"Gestern war ein Papier aus Klingbeils Ministerium bekannt geworden, demzufolge die geplante Abgabe mehr Produkte betreffen könnte als ursprünglich angenommen. In dem Papier des Finanzministeriums sind zum Beispiel auch Säfte, Milchersatzprodukte wie Hafer- und Mandelmilch und alkoholfreie Biermixgetränke genannt, außerdem Getränke, die lediglich Süßungsmittel enthalten."

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

If they're really going to tax sugar-free drinks (and not even use the money for healthcare) then it's obviously going to be another tax on being poor, like the increase of the value added tax that they are also planning.

Just what we asked for. Tax increases that are going to do nothing to the overly rich and instead hurt regular people. And then they wonder why people turn to political extremism.

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It is a good way to tax the poors while pretending it is ethical and for public health… May the poors would be healthier if they have less money?

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They always fumble stuff like this on purpose. A bag of nuts has the worst nutri score ever, a deep frozen pizza is a B.

Lobbyists the answer is lobbyists. The government is very corrupt here, especially the current one.

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Nutri scores compare with similar products in a category.

Nuts and pizza are in different categories, and maybe that specific pizza was better than the rest.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 29 points 6 days ago

"But there isn't even sugar in this!"

"Yeah, but you still suck, so you're paying anyway."

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It is not about "sugar-free". It is about added artifical sweeteners. Not that one thinks they would add sugar tax to e.g. sparkling water...

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’m gonna go broke when they introduce the Spicy Tax.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

Fuck you and your döner

  • Bundestag, probably
[–] python@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Ordering "ohne scharf" because you're weak ❌
Ordering "ohne scharf" because you can't afford it ✅

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Today I learned y’all dumb as fuck. What’s wrong with the comments?

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

> Invents Spezi, the best beverage there is
> Invents Shorle, the best beverage type there is
> Taxes the shit out of them
I see what you did here

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So if I sell water with the tag sugar free will it get taxed?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If it doesn't contain sweeteners, then no

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago

The Union really doing their upmost to have the AFD seem more appealing for the uneducated, reactionary conservatives.

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