excuse me what the fuck
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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Obviously it's RFKs account... Only someone without a gag reflex would have that as a snack.
If there was more roadkill involved i'd be inclined to agree
The brainworm makes everything look like roadkill, if JD got the same brainworm he would see everything as couches. It's a weird worm bro.
This looks like something that would be wildly popular in England.
Needs more mayonnaise.
And cottage cheese.
Liam praying "please don't add beans, please don't add beans."
And ketchup
This is a shitpost community, not a pukepost community. 🤮
This looks like the food on r/kitchencels
Do this with plantain instead and it'd be delicious (tigrillo!)
Fried plantain with eggs and beans
Add a bit of pure maple syrup and mayonnaise and BOOM!...perfection.
For vomit?
There still are these fantastic nuggets of unexpected knowledge in the internet! Thanks, friend! I still feel sick though..
Yeah, but...just have an omelette then eat a banana.
Eat the egg and then the banana, stick to the rules.
You're forgetting the first rule, which is to arrange the fresh banana and two boiled eggs on a plate together so they look naughty.
That's what she said
If by cheeky you mean your cheeks will be flapping from all the farting, it’s quite the cheeky snack.
Vomit noises
where's the shoyo
This dish is called Basic Decency 🥵🥵🥵
I read that as British delicacy. Would not be surprised if it was.
I think I owe apologies and thanks to all those who didn't treat me with Basic Decency...
😂
This might be my hunger talking, but that doesn't look half bad. ¯\(ツ)/¯,