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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ashenone@lemmy.ml to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Shoutout to Murphey, a resident at the shelter I work at, for letting me use his likeness to create this meme

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's like LSD.

Eat four tabs and if don't feel anything in fifteen minutes eat four more.

Repeat until you're high as giraffe pussy.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

I like the cut of your jib

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't get me started with my 10mg+ DOI story. That was one crazy weekend.

Get started on that.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Is it open-access?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DPEWGF@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP said four so casually lmao

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Well I've done 500μg so yeag that's casual in my eyes 💀

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

When the drugs kick in and you have to focus on not dying.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you really shouldn't be getting shelter dogs stoned

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Disagree, shelter dogs have it rough they deserve to be a little stoned. As a treat

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"Shelter dogs have it ruff" was right there dude. I'm revoking your being stoned privileges

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Oh hey that's part of how I accidentally took 300mg as a first time dose. Pretty sure I saw god and it was pretty disappointed in me.