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[–] redsand@infosec.pub 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is an Epstein files refrence right?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Correction: I ate a baby when Netanyahu/Putin was watching. And not only politicians also billionaires, after all they generally have more leverage than politicians:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jun/09/tommy-robinson-meets-elon-musk-father-moscow

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Trump could eat a baby live on stage and his supporters would defend him for it.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

they would boo the baby

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'd make up some reason why it was necessary to fulfill prophecy, and voila!

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Baby was going to grow up to be a librul.

[–] Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that baby wanted to help people so it had to go

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Dance, magic dance!

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at least he's honest

That's EXACTLY what the MAGA proto-cult was saying about Trump during his first election. Hell, most of them are still saying it to this day

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fat Bastard 2028! Make Babies Eaten Again.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

And that’s why she lost

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is this AI slop? Don't post AI without labeling it

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No this is actually Haley Stevens saying this in her speech

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That has the odd pixelated grain typical of AI video. Why is the quality like that if legit? Still feels like that is AI.

[–] MacAnus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

AI upscaling maybe?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Megatron.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't tell. Is this a Jonathan Swift reference?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

This is Fat Bastard, a character played by Mike Myers in the Austin Powers franchise.

[–] dragnucs@lemmy.ml -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For living under a rock and refusing to read anything about Epstein, what is actual evidence of eating babies and other satanic rituals? Where does this come from? Why is Jeff Bezos not guilty of this while others are?

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There is no evidence of it afaik, its a rumor perpetuated by morons who think that since raping children wasn't enough to get the powerful in trouble there must be something even worse that will. It's wishful thinking of the saddest and most misguided variety.

I say this because every time myself or others have asked for a link to the files thay insinuate eating children or even to an article about it all we get back is "it's soooo easy to find bro just go find it yourself smh". I will be happy to be proven wrong by someone willing to accept the burden of proof they've assumed

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Because it's not in the files like that. It's emails referencing babies and cream cheese and all the weird little ganster talk that you have to take all together and then mesh up with stories of survivors. Survivors who are actively slandered by other survivors who want the media to focus on the rape.

You're not going to find an email that said "Trump and Jeff ate some babies last night" nor should you expect to. Everyone in Trump's orbit uses ganster talk and Jeff is no exception.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay can you link me to some of those or articles summarizing them?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

https://jmail.world/thread/EFTA02440165?view=inbox

Here is one to start you off. Jmail is a very neat display of the files, so plug in things like Jerky or other related keywords.

Survivor videos are harder for me to find because they were mostly all on Tiktok and it was so long ago I can't find them in history.

There won't be anything conclusive, you will need to draw your own conclusions.

(I honestly don't get the people that think cannibalism is beyond the realm of possibilities. Raping children seems morally worse, like way worse to me. The dead can't tell they are being eaten)

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

THANK YOU!!! Now this is what I'm talking about. Finally someone willing to actually back up their own claims. Thank you. This is why I'm glad to have kept an open mind to hearing otherwise.

To me clear, its not that I dont think its beyond the realm of possibility, of course there are people would commit cannibalism. I was only saying I never saw the evidence for it when people talked about it. But it is believable enough.

Looking at the emails, I thought the jerky chain was more suspicious honestly. But truthfully none of what I saw is enough to make me think they're eating people anyways. But I do see how people could think that now and I respect that it's a possibility worth continued reevaluation. You've given me enough reason to do further research too. Thanks again for doing what so many others were too lazy (or likely just blindly repeating others with no source) to do.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah it's a shame how this was handled. Makes it purposefully hard to share and talk about. The people who have made Jmail and other tools are saints.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's kind of sad that we are joking about this...

Like, really, making light of it is exactly what they want. This type of shit needs to be treated seriously.

Memes like this only serve to desensitize us to the dark reality.

This is, quite literally, pro-MAGA propaganda, intended for anti-MAGA audience. To diffuse us.

They do this all the time. Use of dark humor to get people to lighten up about terrible situations. School shootings. War. Genocide. Domestic violence. Police brutality. Rape. And then it's all just a joke, and nobody cares anymore.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Wrong. Humor has been used by resistance all throughout history

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I can make a joke in a trench and still shoot the guy charging over the hill when the time comes. Atheists and comedians are in the foxhole with us right now.