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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

This like when the waitress comes around asking if the food is ok

[–] zeezee@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Luv me chips, luv Greggs, luv me pond. Bliss

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you lead an immoral life and find out the punishment was misinterpreted and is actually a hot tub full of titties

[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

this tub is very much not hot.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dude's got two naked chicks next to him, of course he's happy.

Or maybe he's just slyly trying to get the demon's attention on the guy eating the other guy behind him.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

"I've got a report of erotic cannibalism going on. Was it you again?"

"Nope, look there."

Tits out and chill out

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hell is actually a beach in england

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Watching footy with the lads in an endless icey hellscape. Simple as.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

shouldn’t of nicked me chip - Barry, 63

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

"Get a load of those guys back there"

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

you get pretty used to the constant agony after a few centuries shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Hes like me fr

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is that Gigachad behind him?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 week ago

I remember more biting in cocytus than this image depicts.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can it be hell if it's an overweight bald man who get's to float next to two women who are clearly out of his league with their titties hanging out?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

According to the Inferno (correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while) they're all trapped in ice while the exposed parts are assaulted with frigid winds stirred up by Lucifer's giant wings.

Maybe those women sucked extra hard in life so they have to endure chilly nipple-itis and oggling for eternity, I donno.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

chilly nipple-itis

How did you know the name of my Porno for Pyros cover band?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Now we know what Jane was addicted to.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me guess, punished for the sin of enjoying life's pleasures while Dante was spending his time in a self enforced penance of avoiding and feeling guilty about things that aren't wrong and accepting punishment that doesn't accomplish anything other than making him feel smug about having a better afterlife that may or may not even exist while those who didn't experience extreme punishments that Dante himself invented all as part of this smug cycle?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I look at it more like an early renaissance rap battle where he owned all his haters and politicians so hard we still read about it today.

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has anyone the original? I can't find it and it looks kinda slop.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I get a bunch of hits for a reverse image search. It's standard for Nattini, doesn't look like slop to me.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

It looks like the waiter is taking their cocktails order.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

What's his other hand doing, though?

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago

Whatever that punishment was he BJJ'd into a kink