EstraDoll

joined 2 years ago
 
 

~~like 50%/50% on whether the punchline is obvious enough to not get people mad at me in the comments~~

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 0 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's an extraordinary amount of effort to not eat tofu

 

DO YOU NEED A DEDICATED DICK AND BALLS SHAVER? THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM PEOPLE HAVE, PAY PREMIUM FOR A DEDICATED GENITAL SHAVER!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

hey wait a minute, that's kermit gulag

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

if the baby is gonna die either way, then you might as well get that valuable protein back

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how many apartments do you need to store 40 tons of gold and cash?

 
 

fuck this drone warfare and missiles and shit. people should fight and die in bright ass uniforms in massive lines of dudes with shit ass guns that take 20 seconds to reload and then you have to wait for some angry guy to tell you to fire it. there should be smoke and shit and bayonet charges and cavalry and those big wheely cannons that some guy rams a big brush down. bring back the dedicated flag holder guy. bring back the guy with a fucknig drum instead of a gun. bring back the tricorn hats

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

there's punishment for being an Epstein client?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

they figure out why we don't have free healthcare yet?

 

"If I keep getting the nuts, soon I won't have any"

 

what then?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

HEGSETH SOYJAK

HEGSETH SOYJACK

 
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Even people who do know there's a war wouldn't be able to find Iran on a map.

I work a customer service facing job at the poop factory. The only person I've ever heard mention the war is one overly chatty customer who asked me "so did you hear we're in another war now?" with the same cadence as "did you catch the big game last night?"

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

in other news: next month i will be attempting to bypass discord's "AI" powered security features. I expect to overcome them in 4 minutes with a pic of an ID i found on the internet

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