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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Step 1 Get in an accident

Step 2 Claim the last ad you saw on your screen had you upset and extremely distracted.

Step 3 ???/profit?

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I wonder what happens when the people figure out that fuses control ¾ of everything.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I had the same question when it comes to electronic license plates. Couldnt you install a switch that just shuts your entire license plate off at will? Seems ideal for shady shit

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

It says 70 different markets.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

BMW drivers deserve this as punishment for all the missed turn signals

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

BMW got turn signels? When did that happen?

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's an add-on you pay for. Or now you can also watch an ad per use.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I don't think BMW drivers ever paid for that add-on.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Hah! No! I generally drive a 16 year old Jeep Patriot and a 15 year old Dodge Hemi when I need to pull my 24,000lbs tandem trailer.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's something about watching a luxury import brand fast-track enshitification faster than everyone else, including economy options.

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Yeah this is one thing enshittification apologists never seem to understand, they'll claim 'well if you don't like ads just pay for the non-ad version, I want cheaper prices' but the reality is no matter how much you pay there's a mandatory side dish of enshittification.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Well we need to ban that

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Well, they're BMW drivers, so I don't feel too bad for them.

Disturbing trend, though.

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's funny how much of a joke the German car brands have become.

VW shoving touch controls down our throats, BMW selling their cars after they've been already sold, Audi and Mercedes sticking fake exhausts on their $70k cars, and all of them just desperately catering to the Chinese market while simultaneously not getting EVs...

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not to mention that in the wake of VW being caught red-handed with fraudulent software to evade emission regulations, BMW had to quickly get their (very similar) hack out there. Which, of course, was done so incredibly poorly that nowadays, several types of modern BMWs are liable to just explode into a fireball. Seemingly out of nowhere.

At least when they do explode they don't then also trap the occupants like Teslas do but still, plenty of stories of bmws in Europe just bursting into flames.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Maybe now people will stop thinking they’re a premium brand.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Has anyone actually seen these ads in the BMW, as described?

This article seems fishy to me. Especially this part:

The ad has been available in more than 70 markets since July 27, 2026, scheduled to run through August 10, 2026, on any suitably equipped BMW running Operating System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or OS X built after July 2020.

System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or OS X” are exact versions of MacOS, dating back to 1991. Why would BMW’s software versioning match Apple’s exactly? I mean it could be a coincidence, but it’s weird. Especially “OS X.”

Not that I’d put it past any car manufacturer to do this, capitalism gonna capitalize. But I thought the EU was more obnoxious about controlling/preventing things like this. Or does BMW get a pass since they’re a European brand?

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

One of the article's sources has a link to this Reddit thread (view it on RedLib), which has someone recording the ad. The article also uses official BMW websites as sources.

P.S. that was a very boring ad

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

Fuck capitalism and all of the sneaky and invasive ways they try to sell you shit. Advertising is now like a cancer that interferes with simply living a life.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (29 children)

I hope they don't act surprised when cheap Chinese cars without all that crap devour their market share.

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[–] eleitl@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago

Best advertisement for chinese cars. Not that they needed one...

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 163 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Imagine paying the kind of prices that car manufactures demand, and then they shove ads in your face on your own property. I would drive it back to the dealership & demand a refund.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (13 children)

You can probably have an ad-free system for a monthly subscription.

Wankers.

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[–] ooo_shiny@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Not as embarrassing as subscriptions to use hardware you paid for.

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