this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2026
-76 points (22.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

41435 readers
1085 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm torn, it's stupid but it's a shitpost...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rob or kill the successful

Famously self made success Tsar Nicholas II.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot the CIA induced Regime change.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

C = Cannellini beans I = Indian beans A = Adzuki beans

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems inaccurate..

Where does 'kill all the sparrows' fit in?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

well shit, where do the beans go then?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

In your tummy obviously

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you read the book Animal farm?

Or watch the old cartoon. (Not the new cgi garbage).

And I think you will understand a bit better how things unfolded.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's about how any uniting-ideology can be used against the people who follow it.

It creates conformity, obedience, loyalty to "the cause."

And some psychopath on a power trip will always try to come in and take power. The people are ripe for manipulation when in the state of "revolution".

Doesn't matter if it's France or Russia.

It's a problem with humans following hierarchy. And the "sunk cost fallacy".

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Beans are usually involved.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why is this getting down voted?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Post title lies. There ain't no beans here. Chippy needs to get their shit together. It's bean time.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Too many beans?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Too many beans

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty much how it worked everywhere so far.

[–] CovertGogurt@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same thing with socialism.

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Certain socialist concepts, when applied sparingly, targetedly and thoughtfully, work pretty well — as we can see in the Nordic countries. But if used as a global state paradigm (also add populism to it), then yes, same shit.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the "successful" are successful because they were willing to exploit others

and the ussr wasnt a true communist nation as instead of the workers, the state had control over the means of production

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It would be if you hadn't pulled a jack-in-box surprise. Beans in the title, but commies in the content. Shame on you