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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago

By god, they got me again

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So will every child have a separate coin, or just one commemorating them all?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It will be a collector’s set, like the state quarter maps

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Do Musk's kids next. That set never seems to end.

[–] gole@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Dear dairy, today I ate the onion.

Like holy shit, this is so perfectly onion-y.

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Perfectly understandable, nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Well, shit. Me too.

I hate that fat fuckers face so I thought "I'm not clicking that link" and I came right to the comments.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago

I think this would sell on both sides of the aisle.

Cards Against Humanity should make it happen.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

" I remember these! Give me two skanks for a whore we used to say!"

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why, oh why can’t these be real?

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because owning most of them would be crimes in most of the world, and victim identities should genuinely be protected.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh god, US politics and satire is a full sprint race to the bottom now.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

or all the perpetrators of the epstein files cabal.

[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Recovered in ~2 seconds, but damn those were a tense 2 seconds.

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

Just trump's, though? I thought at least one per president