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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (3 children)

But How did THIS picture get taken?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A second camera, not covered in slommy.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 10 points 6 days ago

You can't prove that.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Obligatory screw Reddit but that really was a glorious thread.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it acts as a privacy cover for your selfie cam, and is a nice emergency snack. Is there anything salami can't do?

Long division

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It looks like that blanket wants it too

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That poor blanket hasn't eaten in days. Pure neglect. You normies might not be able to tell, but I know what bedding abuse looks like.

420, I'm calling the Weed.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My cats would slap my phone out of my hand

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah there's no way my cat would just sit there waiting. They'd just take it themselves. Would still prolly make for a fire photo though

[–] Unsealed9041@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Cats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This would not work for me.
My cats are fukin weird. Mostly, they won't touch anything but cat food.
Unless its like crackers on the kitchen counter at night, and I think they do that just to make a mess. They don't really eat crackers either.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I had a cat who loved to mess some bread up. She wouldn't eat it, just loved the carnage.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Better give him that slommy afterward, or they’ll get you!

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

But just a little, as a treat.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Better not, the salt is not good for their kidneys. Kidney failure is a pretty common cause of death in cats, sadly.