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[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

I’m happy to say I’m far left

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

USA in general.

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Isn't one of the options supposed to have a downside?

This is like asking "do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?"

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It is... acceptable

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line

so it's a really good joke

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that's more your speed :)

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's worry about getting rid of France first.

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[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 6 points 5 days ago

I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

\s I like france but the clichee

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Uncensor that friggin f-word!

We are allowed to curse on the internet!

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet

it's not like they said Belgium

yknow who else hates France? The ruling class

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago (6 children)

can i get a french catgirl?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.

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[–] Gahidus@lemmus.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.

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[–] forzanature@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Why not both?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] jlemmy@ani.social 4 points 5 days ago

With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Sacre bleu!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

England will breach containment.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

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