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A new state law limits Florida communities’ aims to offset greenhouse gas emissions that are warming the global climate and intensifying disasters such as hurricanes.

Specifically, HB 1217 prohibits local governments from pursuing net-zero emissions goals. At least 10 cities and counties have implemented such policies, including Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, and Leon County, where Tallahassee, the state capital, is located. But the new law will not necessarily upend these policies, said Bradley Marshall, senior attorney at Earthjustice, an advocacy group.

“It’s certainly meant to scare municipalities and local governments from trying to do things to further net-zero policies,” he said. “Now, its exact impact and what it exactly prohibits is probably up for some debate. Things that are adjacent to it—emissions reductions and even climate change reduction policies—on their face will not run afoul at all of a ban on adopting a net zero policy.”

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Republicans really coming in clutch with that whole "small government and freedom" schtick, aint they.

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been told that only applies to the overall federal, and that states rights are important (somehow city & counties don't have those)... oddly enough these are the same places that claim that slavery wasn't the reason for the civil war.

[–] kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which state rights was the civil war fought over‽ That question usually undermines the racist state rights arguments from the new Nazi party

[–] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

They make up a lot of fun things that aren't factual. I'm also super salty about how small government makes sure my local government can't do anything we want them to do through voting... but if these people acted on actual principles they'd have no one in office right now.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

Now, its exact impact and what it exactly prohibits is probably up for some debate.

So it has no business being a law.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Fractions are non-zero: Net 10^-18^

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

net-negative goal, still not net-zero so all good!

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Freedom's just another word for "admit that Christ is in charge and I am his king here on earth" to these Republican-Nazi bastards.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

They aren't Christian.

The only time Christ really threatens damnation (Matthew 25), it's over the mistreatment of the poor, sick, imprisoned, and foregners.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

For their king, they sure do excel at ignoring his wishes.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Haha Florida is full of idiots

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fighting to not drown is illegal

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

More of that "Just lie back and let it happen" mentality. Like they actually get indignant when people try to protect themselves from harm.

[–] kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Small government what?

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Orange juice Mussolini once again.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

just in time for when people actually started to feel the heat of climate change

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