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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 306 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If the topic really is "a luxury I can't live without," then quality coffee is a great example, and a private plane is a profoundly bad example.

It's so shockingly wrong that it's hard to imagine it's not just a bit that they worked out ahead of time.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 142 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The rich will claim you’re driving them to abject poverty if you tax them into only having a million dollars.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 67 points 6 days ago (6 children)

My bare minimum standard for calling a person "rich" is whether they can live in luxury purely on the passive income from their investments. By that standard, a person with only a million dollars would not be rich. You probably need more like 10 million.

I agree one million isn't abject poverty, but it would be a giant change in lifestyle. They'd either have to give up on most luxuries and live somewhere cheap, or they'd have to actually work for money.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (6 children)

6% interest in 10million is 600k plenty to live on unless you have multiple houses, personal cruise ships or private jets.

[–] Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 42 points 5 days ago

A safe withdrawal rate on funds invested is usually 3-4%, not 6%.

Not that $300k isn't more than sufficient for a high quality lifestyle. Your point is more than valid.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (11 children)

To be fair, a million dollars in some parts of the US gets you a decent size house and one car. You still need to work every day. You can still be bankrupt by medical debt.

Contrast that with actual rich folks who can burn a million dollars in a bon fire every morning and still have more money at the end of the year than they started with.

Point is: The former are more comfortable than many. The latter are a literal cancer on society that must be addressed.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Larry King is a well known numbskull, he would literally avoid researching his interviewees before because he thought it made for better interviews, but it ended up just making him look ignorant

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

That was one thing I did like the concept of, but it is terrible on TV.

I like it because it's like being at a party and just chatting, only to discover you're talking to a world famous heart surgeon, but they're too humble to explain it all. It may also be refreshing to them, as they're so used to getting all the attention and here is this person interviewing them who isn't a stan.

Larry though kind of has a chip on his shoulder. He is always bragging and name dropping. Which makes him intolerable to watch.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

The fact that we can buy quality coffee, spices, and salt for such cheap prices would be unfathomably luxurious to almost every other person from human history pre-1910.

[–] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dont forget access to light 24hours a day, pumped water and sanitation plumbing. Those where more than luxuries when my grandparents were kids

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I remind myself of these things you and the person above you said every day. Plus, I would be dead without soap and antibiotics. I'm richer than most royalty throughout history and I'm on disability. I could be homeless and dead inside a month, I'm good right now, but there's zero security. I tell myself I could be a Queen from back in the day living with an execution writ over her head if something goes wrong she has no control over, and try to handle things with as much grace as I can. The gratitude for all these things I can take for granted is profound though. Air conditioning is just amazing!

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 93 points 5 days ago (28 children)

I love asking people what their first irresponsible purchase would be if they won the lottery.

Everyone has the day dream of paying off medical debt, your parent's mortgage, new car, fun vacation. But that's all responsible. I want to know what the unhinged thing you probably shouldn't do is. My favorite answer was Baja Blast on tap bedside.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Two chicks at the same time.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You don't need a million bucks to do two chicks at the same time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I do for the kinda chicks that would double up on a guy like me.

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hi it's me. I'd like to know more about topic.

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago
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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've never been interested in Vegas. But recently I found out there's a place near Vegas that lets you rent a tank and then you can run over cars and I think you can shoot it too. And you can shoot a real minigun! To shoot that gun for a minute is like $14,000. So I take a few of my friends to go do that,

[–] agentlangdon@infosec.pub 11 points 5 days ago

To shoot it for 10 seconds is about $400. I go there myself to shoot the ww1 guns.

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fully fitted set of 15th c. style gothic plate armour and accompanying zweihander.

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[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Idk im probably autistic but like i just wouldn't buy anything irresponsible lmao like i dont get the question i guess, if you really enjoy something it's not irresponsible and you're rich as hell so go for it.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Realistically irresponsible or insanely irresponsible?

Realistically irresponsible: I'd buy a huge piece of land out in the woods. Build a house, add a 1 acre pond with an island in the middle where I could go and sit and read.

Insanely irresponsible: I've often wondered how much it would cost to live full time at Disney World. Full deal, Park passes, meal plan, etc.

Understanding that they'd make you change rooms every month to avoid letting you have tenant rights. That's assuming the lottery winnings aren't enough to just buy enough stock to control the company.

[–] VAK@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I'd strongly recommend you change the pond to a river. Just cleaner, especially if you buy all the way upstream too.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 108 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And the new DuckTales was a pretty good show.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Really good! An amazing example of how a reboot can respect its previous incarnations while elevating them to make an entirely new experience.

And creating a Disney Afternoon universe within the show was a fantastic bonus!

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (11 children)

I'm old, and I have learned that things mean less and less as you get older. I fact I'm trying to get rid of things now. It's amazing as to what one accumulates over a long lifetime.

If there is one thing I would buy irresponsibly, it would be tea. The finest and freshest DanCong teas, the ripest Sheng PuErh, and Rock Oolongs. And I would drink them everyday while listening to the sound of the loons in the early mornings.

Or maybe a real vacation somewhere. Me and Grandma haven't ever taken a vacation in over 40 years. She would love that I think.

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've actually become more materialistic, but in a "I want more tools so I can learn more skills and do more things" sort of way.

I want to brew my own beer and make my own cheese. Experience tells me I enjoy things I make with my hands much much more than when I buy them.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I used to brew years ago. I come from a long line of beer brewers, even before it was legal in my state. Look up Rocky Raccoons honeyed Lager some day. I quit because my wife was diagnosed with celiac, and we could no longer drink it together. Kind of took the fun out of brewing for me. I smoke pounds of bacon and such now. And I still try and build a new model steam engine every winter when I'm not ice fishing.

Hobbies are a good thing. They keep your mind sharp and your hands functional.

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 82 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I can't tell if Larry King just assumed that Danny is wealthy because he's an actor, or if he was really so out of touch with reality that he didn't realize there are people out there who can't afford private jets.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 106 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Larry King was that out of touch. His circle of friends owned media conglomerates and had private islands. His guests typically did too or some flavor of access to the mechanisms of wealth. It was strange seeing a voice actor get interviewed by the biggest softball interviewer but it gave us some gems.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 30 points 5 days ago (10 children)

He’s not just a voice actor, he was on a successful live action NBC sitcom and then on a successful live action Appletv show.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 75 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, this better because Danny tried again with nice running socks which also fits the description before Larry came in with the private plane. He should’ve realized his question was not what he thought it was at that point lol

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Nice running socks are awesome.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

And expensive.

Danny was talking about SmartWool socks, and those for everyday would be a extravagant luxury.

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[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wtf. Larry, do you know how expensive really good coffee is? It's like $20-30 USD for 12 oz / 340g of really good, independently-roasted stuff. That shit is not cheap.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

Compared to private plane it is pennies.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 days ago (8 children)

As long as they can afford it, anyone can book a private jet with little to no effort. The same cannot be said about finding a proper good cup of coffee.

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