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I really wish this community was more about good photography of good food. There’s some actual food crimes that get through. 🙁
This is food BDSM.
I'm sorry you're going through this.
I mean, yeah, technically you could eat that.
It's an exotic feast at House Flanders!
I'd add some tzaziki.
Girl trust me throw some cottage cheese and everything bagel seasoning on them rice cakes and you are 65% less sad.
then it wouldn’t be low kcal would it?
Why are you doing low kcal? What is your goal?
If your trying to lose weight you would be much better off, and happier, doing low carb and still eating.
technically. I am eating, just doing omad
If that's your omad meal, you're setting yourself up for failure. That doesn't have enough fat or protein to satisfy your body, and your metabolism is going to down regulate in response.
well, I’ll have to do extra pilates, oh nooo, so bad /s
I’ll have to do extra pilates, oh nooo, so bad /s
But your not eating any protein, so where will the protein come from to repair your body after pilates?
OMAD is a great tool for weight management (which it sounds like your trying to do), but if your under eating essential building blocks for your body during your eating window your basically just replicating the Minnesota starvation experiment..... which isn't great.
ok, random wl ‘expert’ from lemmy
If this is food porn, it's very niche
This is 100 calories, tops
It's actually 0 calories because I would be too sad to even eat it.
2 plain rice cakes are 70 calories (35 each), and from what I gather online, 1 cucumber is 45 calories so max its 115 but probably less bc I dont think thats a whole cucumber.
I fear thats the point
I like the plating! Honestly I like contrast of crunchy carbs and cool fresh cucumber. I would be interested in elevating this plate on the cheap.
Maybe a little sauce (suggestions?) on the puffed rice cakes. Tahini or a hearty hummus for dipping with the cucumber.
Tahini? Are you trying to destroy this man with flavor?
Been thinking on this a bit. Slather that rice cake with butter knife full of Romesco sauce and have the Tahini and cucumber as a side or put on top for an open faced sandwich?
this is supposed to be wl meat btw
Reminds me of Nachos Flanders Style…
I opened the comments to search for a donation link.
/S it doesn't look that bad but it maybe some spices or a dip would be good.
Deconstructed Kappa Maki
Is this compliments of the 90s? Also I would suggest changing up your colors. Green and white in all your meals is meh.
This pairing is inviting. Im gonna try it tomorrow.
Really? All 150 calories are inviting?
Yes. And I tried it. It was a bit bland to me.
I find the textures appealing since I love both the ingredients but yeah I could see adding some spices at the very least.